Sunday, January 25, 2009

Top 10 Things I Have Learned... The Hard and Funny Way...

1. There are no flamenco festivals... a lady tried to persuade us to buy flowers for the festival... that did not exist.

2. Don't walk down alleys at night... we were just looking for something fun to do, but ran into some scary people!

3. Don't pick the windiest day of the year to go to the top of a mountain.

4. Don't throw food to the pigeons... they will all fly to you at once... and you will feel like you are getting attacked.

5. Make sure you understand questions that are being asked in a different language before you respond... otherwise people will laugh at you.

6. Read labels before you buy products... or you will end up with the wrong thing.

7. Don't talk to animals in English... they will not respond. I never thought about the fact that animals only know one language!

8. Make sure you always have a map with you

9. Ask how much stuff costs before you order.

10. Don't ever ask what kind of meat you are eating... you probably don't want to know what mystery meat is on your sandwich!

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